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You bitch! You have given me a way to buy the wallpaper I've always craved - YET HAVEN'T TOLD ME HOW THE HELL I'M SUPPOSED TO APPLY IT. Is there any free way to stick it someplace where I can admire it? Must I measure something before buying?

Whoa - is it all right to swear on this blog?



Swearing permissible, but only in French, because Clem is an avid reader and we want to broaden her vocabulary. I've seen your apartment and I can tell you there is no way your husband is going to permit fussy wallpaper. So don't worry about measuring.

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