Week after week, I watch in quiet desperation as my favorite blog, The Gawker, picks on other New York Times writers like the Critical Shopper and the Personal Shopper and the Critical Shopper and the First Amendment Shopper and the Critical Shopper. And what am I? Chopped liver? Imagine my relief -- nay, ecstasy -- to learn that today Gawker is picking on me. But sad to hear Gawker is against tailors. Advice to Gawker: Three-way mirror.